BREAKING: Lady Gaga shows up 2 Grammies in giant egg

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Sun, 2011-02-13 17:19 | by Carles

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/13/lady-gaga-egg-grammy-arrival_n_822625.html

lady gaga grammys grammies egg
Apparently the Grammies are about to start, and it must have degenerated into some sort of MTV VMA type of show that is just some sort of 'fame balling meme of the night contest.' Guess it just demonstrates that music doesn't even matter any more. It is just abt 'fame' and 'zany photo opps.' Lady Gaga probably already 'won' Best Meme of the Night even though the awards haven't started because she showed up in some egg. Not sure if this is a metaphor, or if she is just trying 2 be 'zany-sational.'

Really chill of her 2 have slaves of many different colours carrying her in egg-format.

Is Lady Gaga 'the ultimate performance artist'?
Is she a 'genius'?
Do lamestreamers <3 'anything she does'?
Do u think Madonna is 'pissed' that she never did anything this conceptual and was basically only ever a 'simple slutwaver'?
Do u wish we could throw her egg into a fire or maybe hardboil her ass?
Does this mean that slutwave is being 'reborn'?
lady gaga grammy egg

Do u think lamestreamers everywhere will get egg pods of their own?

Is this the death of slutwave?
Is this the beginning of the egg wave era?
egg wave as seen on tv
Will Shannon Gaga have an aneurysm 2nite?
Will Vampire Weekend show up 2 the Grammys in a carton of egg whites?

Lady Gaga

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

Lists: mainstreamer, slutwave

Comments

by Affliction T-Shirt | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:20

First. That's how it's done.

by BeachSloth | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:23

Omelet-Wave

by el duderino (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:24

firsties

by GodHelpUsAlt (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:25

eggce[tiona;

by Quarterbronality (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:27

Carles, you are so fast, bro.

Feel like you really have your fingers on the pulse of America.

Keep ridin' chillwaves, bro.

by chill bro chillin (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:27

probs not furst

by chill bro chillin (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:28

oh wow, i was rly a lot later

oh wow, i was rly a lot later than i thought. don't know what 2 do. feeling 'down' on myself [via low self-esteem]. maybe i will eat some taco bell, or perhaps order a pizza.

by brohan solo (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:43

go 2 chilis their SXSW

go 2 chilis
their SXSW "eggrolls" are tops

by Brononymous (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:30

ew

by bro-rida | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:36

eggcellent.

by hipst3rprinc3ss | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:38

worried abt u gaga

by Derrick Brose | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:43

MJ GAWN, OUR NIGGA DEAD!

by Brobraham Lincoln (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:55

lol

by Brononymous (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:45

egg-celent.

by Brononysaurus Rex (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:47

feel like that man dress is p

feel like that man dress is p hip

by adamson (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:52

She is not performance art. I

She is not performance art. I wish that she would stop happening.

by Tao ChilLin (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:52

Yingling did it first,

Yingling did it first, lamestreamers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNOk6xUlIh8

by Brononymous (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 17:57

Gaga Rips off TLC,

Gaga Rips off TLC, Madonna:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5vtxAwVJTQ

Lady Gaga's New Single: Yet Another Rip Off

Lady Gaga is more identity thief than an erotic taboo breaker, a mainstream manufactured product who claims to be singing for the freaks, the rebellious and the dispossessed when she is none of those.

by GodHelpUsAlt (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 22:19

'i dress as an egg 2 empower

'i dress as an egg 2 empower my gay fans, i luv my gay fans' - lady gaga

by Brovarian (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 18:18

I wonder if the gaga egg is

I wonder if the gaga egg is free range?

by Derrick Brose | Sun, 2011-02-13 18:20

"Hey, kids! Momma made some

"Hey, kids! Momma made some hard boiled gaga eggs!" - mnstrm mom
"SWEET!" - kids

[via teh suburbz]

by Carles Sagan v2.0 (not verified) | Sun, 2011-02-13 18:19

Maybe she is metaphorically

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'all coloureds are slaves to rich whites'/'White America was built on the metaphorical backs of slaves.'

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'yall should rlly buy organic eggs. They are much better for the environment & chickens. Sustainability, yall.'

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'hey Grammy voters, I'm rlly putting in some effort 4 ur awards show. Rlly think it is 'important' for the music industry. Plz give me an award.'

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'my music is 'embryonic.' I have not yet evolved and developed into the full-fledged artist I will someday become.'

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'plz Perez Hilton/TMZ, don't take candid pix of me & put them on ur site.'

Maybe she is metaphorically saying 'I decided to arrive in a giant egg, and I get 2 do what I want because I sold ___ ,000,000,000 records in 2k10.'

by I'm Broin' Down | Sun, 2011-02-13 18:32