I just saw this picture of Joe Jonas, 1 of the Jonas Brothers 'trying 2 be alt' by hanging out with popular alt photographer "The Cobrasnake." Not sure who I'd rather be, though... A relevant global alt celeb, or a tween celeb bro who is 'growing scruff' and trying to prove that he is more than just some tween.

Sorta just wish I coulda been a child star
Rode Disney Waves
then turned 18
rode slutwaves/released cock pix
doing tons of salvia wave drugs
Ending up in a VH1 reality show
via the Two Coreys
and dying
by age 40
[via Haim]

G-d Bless us, every famous tween.

Who would yall rather be: a Disney tween or a 'party photog'?
Are the Jonas Brothers still tween relevant?

The Cobrasnake

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Mark Hunter is the Cobrasnake, some bro who travels around the world taking pictures of alt shit so now he has a lifestyle brand.

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