The iPad DJ broad returns, brags abt her life, has 'totally alt' pink streak in her hair

Remember the iPad DJ? [link] Her name is Rana Sobhany, and her gimmick is 'getting covered by tech blogs' because she is a woman who pretends to DJ from the iPad. Anyways, she has a new video where she keeps repeating herself abt how she is inspired

Anyways, some tech blogger dude basically oggles at her goodies during the interview, and probably asked her out on a date afterwards. "We share the same passions. Technology. Apps. Pads. Social Media. And streaks of a bright colour in our hair."
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She basically just rambles on abt how great she is and how she loves iPads and apps and portability and her awesome new DJing career. I am not sure, but I think I saw her on the 3rd draft of the Coachella flyer.

Here is the crap she brags abt in the video:

  • She has done 75 shows in the past 7 months
  • in 5 countries
  • for 100,000 people
  • with just 2 iPads
  • Cool places she has played
  • House of Blues, Webster Hall, Apple Stores in NYC + SF,
  • Show at Google coming up

"Blah Blah Blah Read my new book called Mobilize! It is abt apps"

R u gonna read this book, or would u rather eat ur own poop?
Is the iPad DJ 'living a lie'?

Just gonna re-embed her music video so yall remember why 2 h8 her.

Should I book the iPad DJ at my relevant SXSW partie?
Are you one of the 100k people who have seen the iPad DJ play 'live'?
Do yall hate 'tech ass holes' from 'the Valley' who are just trying to 'spin deals' and invent 'the next Groupon app twitter content hub'?
Has the iPad DJ 'successfully leveraged social media to expose her brand to the masses'?
Will the iPad DJ get above a 9.0 on Pitchfork for her next album?
Should I get a pink streak in my hair 2 'look more alt' [via the 1990s]?

the iPad DJ

DJ, Meme

The iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes.

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