Michael Cera gets a neck tattoo, rebrands as a hardcore bro
As yall know, Michael Cera is a mainstream alt celebrity who is in a lot of critically acclaimed, yet commercially unsuccessful films and television shows. It seems like he recently joined the hit buzzband Mister Heavenly to help them get press, but now he is done with that, and probably looking for a new 'niche' in society/the world.
Really can't believe this new picture of 'Hardcore Michael Cera.' A lot of ppl loved him because he looked like a little boy that u can 'dominate' whether you are a male or female, but now he seems to have gone 'hardcore.' Neck tattoos. Lip ring. Those big thingies in ur ears that people who want to be unemployed forever get.
U gotta wonder how this is gonna impact his career. He probably needs to gain a lot of muscle mass and try 2 become an action star. Props 2 him for 'finding himself' and breaking free from the role he always plays (himself).
Do u like the new look?
Do u dig 'plugs' / 'gauges'?
Do yall have sleeve tattoos?
Is Michael Cera admitting that his career is over?
Is he 'doomed' to working at ur local mall?
What is the 'career ceiling' of a bro with a hardcore personal brand? Manager at Hot Topic/Black Fly/Best Buy?