MTVu announces their nominations 4 the Woodie Awards, tries 2 be the 'Indie Grammies'

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I just found out about some sort of 'Awards Show' that was created by MTV2 to celebrate 'indie bands.' Most of the bands aren't really indiewave bands. They are mainly mainstream-ish bands that lamestreamers are all like "I love indie music" about. I wonder if any of these bands think this is a 'real award', or if they would be ashamed 2 get it.

What is the difference between MTVu and MTV2?
Do yall wish yall could win a Woodie?

Who will win the coveted WOODIE OF THE YEAR award?

Woodie of the Year – (Artist of the Year)
The Black Keys (Nonesuch/Warner Bros)
B.o.B (Atlantic)
Arcade Fire (Merge)
LCD Soundsystem (DFA/Capitol)
Wiz Khalifa (Atlantic)

Who is the favourite 2 win 'breaking woodie'? Sleigh Bells is pretty aligned with the MTV indie brand, so I would guess them.

The Breaking Woodie – (Best Emerging Artist)
Local Natives (Frenchkiss)
Sleigh Bells (Mom + Pop)
Dev (Universal Republic)
Wavves (Fat Possum Records)
Two Door Cinema Club (Glassnote)

Do yall like music videos? They have a category for that, probably trying to be like 'the VMA Awards' [via fake awards shows].

Best Video Woodie – (Best Video of the Year)
Vampire Weekend “Giving Up the Gun” (XL)
Duck Sauce “Barbara Streisand” (Fool’s Gold)
Gorillaz “Stylo” (Capitol)
Chiddy Bang “Opposite of Adults” (Capitol)
The Black Keys “Tighten Up” (Nonesuch/Warner Bros)

I'm rlly glad they have a Woodie that celebrates 'live music.' 'I went to a really good show last week. The Matt and Kims.'

Performing Woodie – (Best Tour)
The National (4AD)
Girl Talk (Illegal Art)
Matt & Kim (FADER Label)
Robyn (Konichiwa/Cherrytree/Interscope)
Mumford & Sons (Glassnote)

I hope I can start a zany Weird Al rap group and be nominated for the 'Left Field Woodie', just because there is no way mainstreamers

Left Field Woodie – (Most Original)
Die Antwoord (Cherrytree/Interscope)
Lil B (Amalgam Digital)
Yelawolf (Ghet-o-vision/Shady/DGC/Interscope)
Das Racist (Unsigned)
Kanye West (Island Def Jam)

It must feel great for Kanye 2 appeal 2 Pitchfork, mainstreamers, and ppl who think Woodies are relevant.

Would u rather
a) be #1 on hype machine
b) win an MTVU Woodie
c) be a hornie tween on SKINS
d) win a Grammy
e) sell 500k albums
f) play SNL
g) play Fallon
h) play George Lopez
i) Choose ur own Response

Will it be bad for a band's indie brand to attend the Woodie ceremonies?
Are the MTVu Woodies 'just as worthless' as a VMA, or 'just as worthless' as being a websites 'best of year' list?
Is this a great opportunity for indie bands to 'break in2 the MTV rotation' or is it just another maltstream pyramid scheme?
Should a hornie father from Teen Mom get a Woodie Award?
Do u go 2 a lamestream university that plays MTVu in the cafeteria/in ur student lounge?

Please use the comments 2 100% accurately predict who will win MTVu Woodie awards.