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Newest Member of Interpol wears a suit 2 try 2 fit in

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danny trejo interpol new bassist
Hey it's me
David Pajo
U don't know me?
Oh yeah. I am the Carlos D bass playing replacement in the popular 2k0s buzzband:
Interpol

Yeah. I know, I know
I'm wearing a suit
I'm just trying 2 fit in, ya know?
The band has a high-end personal brand
so I went ahead and got a new suit at JC Penney's

Why do they wear suits?
I dunno
I gotta be honest, the gimmick hasn't been helping their last couple of albums
but at the end of the day
mad overgrounders come out to support the band
and I'm not arguing with the paycheck

Well
I better go practice some easy ass Interpol basslines
Glad u could get to know me
I guess I understand why Carlos D left the band
Kinda lame
But what are u gonna do
All Buzzbands go 2 heaven

Laters!
The Pajo Bro

Do yall miss Carlos D?
If u joined Interpol, would u wear a suit 2 try to fit in, or just chill in cargos?
Do u think Interpol 'forced him' to dress in mens formalwear?
How did Interpol manage to 'ruin their music' but still have a 'successful career'?