Zooey Deschanel goes 2 an Oscar party wearing see-thru dress, potentially nips out
I just saw this picture of Zooey Deschanel attending the Vanity Fair Oscar Party... She is wearing some sort of fancy ass dress by a designer named Valentino... Unfortunately, I do most of my shopping at Forever21, so I don't really have a chance 2 ever wear fancy clothes unless I become a high class prostitute and fly to the Middle Easy and make love to miscellaneous princes who threaten to enslave me.
U gotta figure that Zooey Deschanel is pretty upset that she wasn't nominated for any Academy Awards and Natalie Portman basically made her irrelevant. Gotta be embarrassing to show up 2 this Oscar afterparty just to be like 'hey sup I'm here. No didn't really have a reason 2 go 2 the real show, but u know... Just trying to be more famous.'
Anyways, u notice the model wearing this dress seems to be 'showing nip', but then u can't tell if Zooey Deschanel's nipples are exposed. There's no way Ben Gibbard let her out of the house showing nipples... She is probably wearing some sort of nude body suit to make sure that she isn't branded as a 'slutwave' artist. Kinda sad for bros all over the internet, because every1 really wants 2 investigate her body, sorta like that dude in '500 Days of Summer.'
Does Zooey Deschanel look 'hot'?
Did u use ur zoom tool to see if Zooey Deschanel is 'nipping out'?
Do u think she just has really light nipples or is she wearing a modern Underarmour-wave bra?
Do u think she will have to 'get naked' and 'do some girl-on-girl scenes' if she really wants 2 be taken seriously in Hollywood [via Natalie Portman]?
Who has had a better career by acting in movies that Natalie Portman rejects: Kirsten Dunst or Zooey Deschanel?
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