Ryan Gosling is an indie actor who is also trying to 'make it' as an indie musician, winning the respect of the blogosphere and having a fruitful, Arcade-Fire-esque career where his music is valued based on its artistic merit, not because he is a famous actor and people like what he does because he is handsome. Anyways, he seems to have gone to some private petting zoo / high end exotic animal hunting range to brainstorm relevant indie band names. It seems like a lot of successful indie bands are named after animals.

Which 1 of these indie band names sounds the best/most alt?

Penguin Bird

Lazy Sloth

Porky Pine

Elephant Bro

Bald Eagle

Llama

Rhino Gosling

Do u think Ryan Gosling can ever become a successful indie star?
Should he rename his indie band to sound more like some sort of weird animal name?
Do u have any good animal-based obscure indie band names?
Will his music ever be taken seriously?
Is Ryan Gosling the 'most handsome man' in indie?
Did yall cry at the end of "The Notebook"/"Blue Valentine"?

Ryan Gosling

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Ryan Gosling is an indie actor that girls swoon over who also has some indie band called Dead Man's Bones.

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