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Ezra Koenig is considered to be one of the most-desired indie hunks in all of music. He has many fan blogs dedicated to his talent and good looks. These Ezra super-fans were treated to a delightful treat when Ezra Koenig sang "I Could Be Wrong" on stage with Chromeo at Coachella. In addition, he played the sax on stage, throwing down a 'sick solo' which might establish him as the 'Alt-Kenny G' even though Kenny G plays the sax that is shaped like a long, skinny peen.

Ezra looks good, bb!

Chromeo has played live with Darryl Hall, so u have to wonder if Ezra Koenig was a 'step up' or a 'step down' from the previous collaboration. One thing is for sure, these two Alt-Jewish hunks made every relevant altJew in the crowds pants nice and warm and creamie.

Did Ezra 'crush it'?
Should he play more saxophone in Vampy Weeks?
Who would yall rather sleep with: Dave 1 or Ezra Koenig?
Do u think Dave 1 and Ezra should both 'go solo' then 'collab' on a 'sick collab project'?
Is Ezra Koenig the #1 hunk in indie?

Ezra Koenig

Alternative Celebrity

Ezzie is the lead singer of the popular buzzband Vampire Weekend

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Chromeo

Buzzband

Chromeo is Dave 1 and P-Thugg. They are from Canada. They are Jewish + Palestinian, but put aside their conflict 4 the sake of indie.

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Skypirate's picture

Furst yo

Furst yo

Skypirate's picture

And I'm drunk (via broskies

And I'm drunk (via broskies with bros)

Brononymous's picture

Penis wenis

Penis wenis

a real idiot's picture

sick of being first you slow

sick of being first you slow fucks!!

Brononymous's picture

firsties J BOT

firsties J BOT

Ayn Brand's picture

i just realized koenig looks

i just realized koenig looks kinda like koenigga

thats somewhat alt

LOOSE L!PS's picture

2 much hot jew for 1 stage.

2 much hot jew for 1 stage.

hoesb4bros's picture

amen

amen

Altyosha Karamazzie's picture

wtf sexy sax man got booted 4

wtf sexy sax man got booted 4 this loser?? #sounfair

LilQT666999420's picture

Let's start calling him Lil'

Let's start calling him Lil' Man.

Brononymous's picture

WTF??? Plz make the video

WTF??? Plz make the video available in Europe, yall!!

fuckbitch's picture

for all you people outside of

for all you people outside of the States, this might help:

http://2.hidemyass.com/ip-1/encoded/Oi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9...

Brononymous's picture

Hawt stuff! Thnx bro :D

Hawt stuff! Thnx bro :D

Brononymous's picture

too many hot altjews on one

too many hot altjews on one stage....not. able. to. function.

Woodbro Ch!llson's picture

Dave1 iz way sexxier. #1 jew

Dave1 iz way sexxier. #1 jew 4eva.

Brobert Zimmerman's picture

riding the earth wind and

riding the earth wind and fire waves very chill ez

ANGARR's picture

I play the saxophone. This is

I play the saxophone. This is the worst thing I have ever heard in my life. Bill Clinton plays a meaner sax.

Crystalt Castlez's picture

yeah I do to. that was a wee

yeah I do to. that was a wee bit weak. bit then again this whole song was cheesy

stillness is the meme's picture

need another ezzie+dave indie

need another ezzie+dave indie sax collab on longstreth's 'tour along the potomac'

Carles, u got chris taylor a lil jeal...
http://twitter.com/TerribleRecords/statuses/60155243119378432

Nikster's picture

Where r the dreads u

Where r the dreads u promised, carles? check ur sources bro.

hoesb4bros's picture

ezra bronig= #1 indie-jew

ezra bronig= #1 indie-jew hunk of all time. h8rs gonna h8 ya heardd?

Brononymous's picture

did u just use one of the

did u just use one of the gifs from tumbler on ur blog without permission??!??!!??!
They get really angry for that, lord help u broski!

hipst3rprinc3ss's picture

#hornie

#hornie

Brononymous's picture

Misread the title as "Ezra

Misread the title as "Ezra Koenig throws down sax solo with Cameo at Coachella" [via dyslexia] then got disappointed when I saw the video. Then felt stupid for thinking Cameo would be playing at Coachella.

Brobert Zimmerman's picture

but seriously: why is it that

but seriously: why is it that if Blood, Sweat and Tears/Earth, Wind and Fire/Late Commodores, it would be good, but only in a 'campy' way, but, when Chromeo does it, it's cutting edge? Is there some sort of assumption that Chromeo is 'in on the joke'? 'Cause I'm not entirely sure that's true.

True's picture

Yeah, I can't wait for a new

Yeah, I can't wait for a new Kurt Cobain to wash away all of these old cheesy bands from the 2000's like Kurt did to hair metal. This music feels bloated, wimpy, super cheesy, and reminds me of third rate elevator music. What a bunch of garbage.

Brononymous's picture

Kurt Cobain was fucking

Kurt Cobain was fucking boring.

sasha meadows's picture

memoria, memoria, memoria,

memoria, memoria, memoria, memoria. come as you are. i love David & Ezra so I can't choose. threesome.

Brononymous's picture

Yo learn how to talk about

Yo learn how to talk about saxes and learn to know Jazz. Cause Kenny G is one of the worst modern day saxophonists..

personal trainer's picture

sick of being first you slow

sick of being first you slow

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