You might know Patrick Jeffords as the sexi bass player for the hit buzzband Toro Y Moi who is vying with project creator Chaz Bundick for 'top dog' status [via Avey vs Panda]... But what u didn't know is that he ate some pork vermicelli that disagreed with his tummy. :-(

This is just life on the road for a buzzband... Always on the go... Always eating at random crappy local eateries or fast food franchises. Many people think that being in a buzzband is an endless supply of pussy, sponsored beer, free gear, and blowjobs on-demand... But they don't realize that u fill ur body with scary things, get sick, and sleep on couches of ppl who think that you are a partying machine so they never let u go to sleep.

Being in a buzzband is hard work... Even though lead singer Chaz Bundick is reportedly a 'great on-the-stage leader', you have to wonder who will take the fall for this pork vermicelli mishap.

Get well soon, bb! Go drink some Peptobismol and grab some McNuggs.

Is life as a buzzband 'hard' or would u give anything in the world 2 obtain it?
Do u feel bad 4 his tummie?
Will Chaz Bundick ever 're-go solo', kicking out every1 in his backing band and getting back to 'Authentic Chaz'?

Is Toro Y Moi 'better' as a 'full band' or do u miss the formative beta 1-man-era of cutting edge buzzbands before they go 'mainstream'?

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