Do u ever go to the mall and see random ass failed alt suburban tweens, teens, and twenty-somethings who u know will never contribute anything relevant to society (nor will they contribute anything positive 2 society except for spending 40-60% of their paycheck on crappy clothes + obsolete technology at the mall)? Do u wonder what kind of music they listen 2? Do u think they have heard authentic buzzbands? Do u think they have heard mainstream indie bzzbnds?

Anyways, I just saw this video where a bunch of failed suburban alts watched the Arcade Fire's video for "The Suburbs" and then reflected on their sad lives' in the burbs. Feel really sad now. But also thankful that I didn't end up in this 'trapped in suburbia-wave' existence.

Do u think this un-swag blipster was totally chill/punk/Avril-Lavigne-IDGAF-wave?

Where do failed suburban alts shop at the mall?

Did this bro seem hella Blink-182-wave chill?

Wish I went 2 community college and did progressive art projects.

R u 'amazed' that these lamestream alts hadn't heard of the Arcade Fire?
Is the Arcade Fire 'not as mainstream' as we'd like 2 believe?
Would u 'off urself' if u were any1 of these suburban failed alts?
Do u wish u lived a simple, failed-alt life where there wasn't as much pressure 2 be relevant?
Could these ppl pick Win Butler/Regine/GingBro out of a police lineup?
Should these ppl be 'exterminated' from culture/be given away 2 the juggalos?

Every nite I get down on my knees
and pray 2 the alt gods
not just in hopes of relevant vibes
but 2 give thanks
4 being a relevant alternative VIP insider influencer innovator tastemaker human

Arcade Fire

Buzzband

The Arcade Fire is a 2k0s indie band that went mainstream because their songs sound like meaningful anthems. They pretend to be Canadian but Win Butler (lead singer) is actually from Houston, TX.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie), Members of the Arcade Fire, indie bands that debuted in the Billboard Top 10, Canadian

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