Zooey Deschanel used to be an insecure teen. However, she eventually evolved into a premium 'piece of indie a$$' and her personal brand has been effectively monetized via movies, music, and mid-market clothing brands. While you are likely to just get older, uglier, and fatter, Zooey Deschanel has won 'the genetic lottery'. So it is 'totes ironic' that she wrote this letter 2 Vogue when she was 17 years old, telling them how effed up they are for making girls feel like they have 2 be skinny.

Sometimes I strip naked look at myself in the mirror and think, "I wish I was Zooey."

Zooey Gibbard married her husband Ben when he was 'thick', so maybe she doesn't care abt hefty/skinny, or ugly/pretty. Or maybe 'hefty Ben Gibbard' is 'what she thinks she deserves.'

Is Zooey Deschanel 'full of shit'?
Has she 'always been pretty'?
Do u wish u got to make a 17 year old Zooey D 'feel like the only girl in the world'?
Did u ever write letters 2 magazines?
Is 'commenting on blogs' the modern equivalent of 'writing letters 2 magazines'?
I really miss her crazy coke eyes/extreme skininess

Is Zooey Deschanel ur alt thinspiration?

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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