Apparently 'deep album teasers' are totally hot right now, so Bjork had to get in on it by releasing some HD viral content. She has some new album coming out, and I'm sure there will be bleeps, bloops, and lots of Bjork screaming lyrics I can't even understand. In this video, we see her driving a truck in what looks 2 be Iceland. Will I ever go to Iceland? Probably not. It seems like a really backwards country. Apparently like 90% of people who live there believe in elves. Seems like a place that breeds insanity, but I guess that is good 4 indie music bc it means that Bjork has an imagination and a crazy voice.

Sorta wonder if she got a part-time job driving trucks. It seems unchill because she is all about the environment, like she probably cries when she sees a McDonalds wrapper on the ground. Maybe I can wait at a truck stop in Iceland until Bjork comes.

I don't think Iceland has a real economy, though, so she couldn't have been driving 4 the sake of commerce. She is probably on a creativity bender and driving a truckload filled with beach balls to the top of an ice capped mountain or something. U never know with Bjork.

Honestly, have never REALLY vibed 2 Bjork, mainly think she was a late 1990s trendy alt human to align ur personal brand with, and maybe she made some 'beautiful shit' or whatever, but at the end of the day, the buzzosphere needs memes & controversy, so she is basically worthless to me unless she has a meltdown and goes insane.

Do u <3 Bjork?
Would u vibe with her in a truck?
Did she get a job with a trucking company?
Can Bjork save Iceland's failing economy?
Do u <3 her music, or is she mad overrated?

Bjork

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Bjork is a crazy Icelandic lady who is an 'artist.'

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