If there's 1 thing that Lady Gaga taught us, it is that 'embracing the ghey markets' will make fans think that ur really 'all about ur art' and every1 will be all like 'yay' whenever u do something that alludes 2 'the gays' needing more rights and freedoms, even if all u do is celebrate gay gayness in the most trivial ways, as opposed to riding Milk-waves, moving to San Francisco, becoming a politician, banging some cute Mexi-twinks, then having a rival city councilman assassinate u. That's real sacrifice.

Anyways, in order to 'pander' to the NY crowd, where gay marriage was recently legalized, Sufjan Stevens seems to have brought out a MASSIVE ELECTRO DISCO DILDO, complete with a disco ball as 'balls.' I didn't go to the concert, so i cant confirm why he brought it, but we can only assume this is part of his new electro brand where every1 is supposed 2 have fun and dance.

As u can see by Sufjan's sleeveless shirt and BUFF arms, he is clearly going for the homosexual markets, sorta like how that 1 dude in the Scissor Sisters got all buff just so he can take his shirt off and make 'the gay markets' go crazy for his sexie man pecs. Sufjan probably just needs some muscle milk and he will be a certified-Lady-gaga-level gay icon. Or maybe just show more pecs, abs, and pubes.

Is Sufjan looking good, bb?
Remember when he used to just be a lil boy with a banjo?
Why do u think he brought the electro dildo?
Will Sufjan's next album be all about 'bondage' and 'sexual liberation', sorta like when Madonna was all sexual?
Would u give anything to have Sufjan climb on ur massive electro peen/clitoris, instead of on this massive electro dildo?

Sufjan Stevens

Buzzband, Alternative Celebrity

Sufjan Stevens used to write meaningful folk-sounding anthems, but then made an electro album.

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