Zooey Deschanel is a Renaissance Woman/Jack of All Trades, bc she is just a creative spirit who wants to spread her whimsically keut brand 2 be as thin as possible or something. She has some zany new TV series coming out called "The New Girl", and she got nude in the trailer [link]. The show is on FOX, and the Teen Choice Awards are on Fox, so Fox probably made Zooey show up 2 present 'best dry humping tween sesh' or the 'keutest vampire wolf or witch' awards. Obviously, they are fake awards shows, but I guess Zooey is just part of the mainstream media machine, and has 2 play by their rules.

I wonder what Zooey's ultimate goal in life is? It seems like she is trying to be like some sort of 'white indie Oprah', where her outlook on the world becomes some sort of universal female zeitgeist/lifestyle. I sorta just wish she'd chill out and just be a QT blue eyes with bangs, staring into the camera and doing some saucy Am APpy style photo shoots.

But here she is. At the goddamned Tween Choice Awards. I'm sure every1 who saw her was just like 'where is Selena Gommy and JBeeBee?'
Does Zooey Deschanel look good?
Is she trying 2 hard 2 be mnstrm?
Why didn't she bring cool dad GIbbard along?
Can she conquer the tween scene?
Will her show on Fox 'crush it' or 'tank'?
Do u wish it was on HBO/Showtime so she'd get naked?
Say what u will abt Zooey... but I rlly <3 her krazie coke eyes...

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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