As yall probably know, Bon Iver has some sort of blog on his website where he goes on emotional tirades, complains abt things, and openly yearns 4 a better career. Earlier this week, he 'got into a tiff' with MTV by saying that the VMAs were totally lame. [link] It was a pretty entry-level take, and every1 'lost their shit' abt it, getting blogged abt far and wide. Unfortunately, it inspired a new wave of h8, and ppl are all like, "Eh... not 2 crazy abt Bon Iver. His music is kinda boring, yall!"

he seems to have sent out a message, "to the h8rz." It is a cryptic message, and we may never know what it means. We may never understand the troubled soul that is Justin Vernon.

The image seems to convey Rafael Nadal biting a trophy, which seems to be his championship gimmick.

I suppose Bon Iver is trying to say 'I'M ALREADY ON TOP, BITCHES! FUCK ALL OF U INDIE FGGTS! U CANT BRING ME DOWN. YES, I WROTE A TERRIBLE SONG WITH JAMES BLAKE THAT FEATURED AN OWL HOOTING, BUT I'M STILL BON IVER, AND U CAN GO EFF URSELF.'

EFF U! EFF EVERY1! IM BON IVER. HOOT HOOT HOOT.

Do u think Bon Iver is 'cocky'?
Is he the champion of indie?
Does Bon Iver only excel on the metaphorical clay courts of indie?
Are u more into Roger Federer/Novak Djokovic?
Are u a Bon Iver h8r?
What do u think of his response?
Does this mean his midwestern cottage got DirectTV so that he can watch the US Open?
R u scared of his cryptic mssg?

Bon Iver

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Bon Iver is a bearded man from a Midwestern forest who sounds like Bruce Hornsby and once collab-ed with Kanye West.

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