James Murphy still doesn't know how 2 retire, plays a DJ set in Iceland

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UGH
EFF
WTF
WT EFF

Jimmy Murphy 'back at it again'
One minute ur 'retiring'
Making the entire world celebrate u like ur God's Gift to Authentic BleepBloop Disco Music
and now ur back
Playing a G-D DJ set in Iceland

Why, James, Why?
Addicted 2 alt fame?
Groupie BJs?
The tight body of an entry-level alt in a tube top

I would be addicted, too.
But i am a man without VIP temperance
I thought u were better than that.
At least u were chill abt it.
Keeping it on the DL

NVRMND.

James...
Jimmie...
Plz just make up ur mind
Retired, or unretired?
What abt Sad LCD AZN? Can she have her job back?
What abt the ginger bro from Hot Chip?
What abt the rest of the bros who u enslaved behind synth machines who are forced to dress in all white?
James...
MAKE UP UR MIND, BRO
R u retired? Dunzo? EFfing OVER?
Or are u back4good?

I feel like a needy girl who was dumped by a bro
who is still 'holding on'
but I am just being misled by a TOTAL JERK
who just fingers me whenever he is hornie
Forcing me to give him an HJ in my Honda Accord

I don't like feeling this way.

Maybe find something else 2 do
maybe start a dubstep project, or something.
Or start some sort of mundane yet organic hobby
UGH. EFF. WTF. EFFFFF

Why, Jimmy Murphy, Why?
Are u a member of this buzz society or not?
U cannot have it both ways, Jimmer.

Do u <3 or h8 Jimmer Murphy's reluctance to retire from indie?
Why do u think he is flipflopping?