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Bjork goes on late night show, acts like an insane woman from a rural island, sounds terrible


Bjork's gimmick is about as tired as it gets. She used to be a cute foreigner screaming into a microphone over minimal, whimsical noises. Now she is the same thing with a few more bleeps and bloops. We get it, Bjork. U have a strong voice. Ur artsy. Now we realize that people from Iceland are just 'bat shit insane', not actually 'legitimate artists.' Bjork being a famous musician is the Icelandic equivalent of 'being a secretary at a law office.' There are tons of crazy women in Iceland yelling every where. Trust me, I've been there on a layover on the way to London.

Anyways, Bjork went on some late night show, had red hair, got a children's choir to try to make the performance seem 'deeper.' It really confuses me. I have no idea what she's saying. It feels like I am inside of her head as she is yelling at kids to 'get off her porch' or something.

Do u have any idea what Bjork is saying?

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