
ChrissyBB! Is that U? I didn't know that u had such a BANGIN BOD. We had always assumed that Christopher Owens was 'taking his personal brand to the next level' by 'imitating Ariel Pink's personal brand.' Now we know he is more dedicated than ever to becoming one of the most important male rockstars in indie. Few other indie frontmen would dare to pose shirtless. Win Butler? Never. Ariel Pink? Maybe accidentally. That one white guy in that honky band? No way.
Christopher Owens is GOING 4 IT. Sorta vibing 2 his bod.... Having impure thoughts. I want to trace his tattoos with my fingers... I want him 2 feel like his body is a wunderland.
Honestly, I need to start working out, getting in shape.. I wonder if I should 'get buff' or if I should just start dieting [via vegan/pescatarian vibes]. I need to ask Chrissy 4 some tips.

Does Chrissy look good?
Is he officially the hottest hunk in indie?
Do u vibe 2 his bod?
Do u think the 'other guy' from Girls is pissed at Christopher 4 stealing the entire spotlight?
Do u wanna canoodle with Christopher?
If u r a girl/ghey guy, have u ever 'pleasured urself' while thinking of an indie frontman?
Christopher Owens
Alternative CelebrityChristopher Owens is the lead singer of the popular buzzband Girls.
Girls
BuzzbandGirls is a buzzband from the San Francisco Bay area that writes fuzzy buzzy pop songs abt how girls broke their hearts.










