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Lana Del Rey spotted canoodling with relevant alt DJ A-TRAK. Is there ♥ in the air?


Lana Del Rey is 'fresh meat' on the indie scene, which means that she hasn't been tainted by years on the road like many other relevant alt females. Every1 wants a piece of her. Boys, girls, agents, managers, some guy who just opened a club, some people with blogs that want to interview her. There is simply not enough Lana to go around...

Which is why we are SO happy 4 her because she was spotted canoodling with relevant AltJew DJ A-TRAK. It seems like he is truly a Chosen One... not just because he is a member of the Chosen Ppl, but because Lana chose him 2 canoodle with. I have NEVER seen her smile like that. She usually just sexily gazes into the camera and sings 'VEEDEEOHHYOOO GAAAHHEEYMMS.' But now she finally has some one to ride in the passenger seat of her Ferrari!

Congrats to Lana Del Rey and Alain Macklovitch! I wonder if she will keep her last name or go by 'Lana Del Macklovitch.' Most likely, she will keep her stage name, and be referred to as 'Lizzie Macklovitch.' Let's hope that she isn't telling A-TRAK to get back to playing his turntable video games any time soon!

WILL YALL SRSLY KNOCK IT OFF? WE GET IT. UR TOTALLY IN <3.

Twitter PDAs make me sad bc I have no1 relevant 2 flirt with me on twitter. :'-(

R u happy for A-TRAK and Lana Del Rey?
Is Lana Del Rey dating A-TRAK?
Do u think Dave 1 from Chromeo is 'hella jealous' of the 'slam piece' that his bro snagged?
Have u ever seen Lana smile like that?
Do they seem like a good couple?
Do u think he is producing a Duck_Sauce-like anthem to help her appeal to ppl who like 'club music'?
On a scale from 0.0 to 10.0, what score would u give them on the CANOODLE FACTOR?

Lana Del Rey

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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A-Trak

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

A-Trak is a popular alt DJ who is also mainstream.

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Brononymous's picture

Poop

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Brononymousthesecond's picture

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Brobraham Lincoln's picture

"Fat-free since 1982"

"Fat-free since 1982"

Brononymous's picture

so happy for her! It's the

so happy for her! It's the first picture I see of her where she seems genuinely happy! Go Lana!

Brononymous's picture

That was a good article.

That was a good article. Right, Lana?

Bevo's picture

she smiles all the time. Just

she smiles all the time. Just not for you

g x's picture

so alt!!

so alt!!

Not me's picture

newest hit from Lana:

Brononymous's picture

hope they get married so

hope they get married so movie studios can make some bank on their story of finding true love... "Being Del Macklovitch"

Losethezerogetwthehero's picture

Sometimes I miss the ol

Sometimes I miss the ol u/me
Sometimes I wish there was only a present frame of time
Sometimes I think of that one time (alex has blu eyes via GIRLS)
sometimes I can't stand u and wanna punch u in ur face till ur real bloody
Sometimes I view u in branding/sales/consumer terms and wonder what the last elfin thing u did for me was
Sometimes I wonder why I can never let go

As I step into
The dark moonlight
Recalling days before us
Lighter in the hues of the skyline
The smile from a side view

As each day drives past me
A so-forth long-on
Somewhere else it seems would be
Simple things
Facial hair that's soft on my fingertips
Slowly my eyes travel
Your fuller than, bottom lip

As I try somedays each still
A look from a photograph or memory
Locked within a shakeable time capsule
"that one that got away...."
Haunting as sure and endless rays-0n
Buried by the mistakes that shield me away
To dig myself up and do it all over
Again anytime

Losethezerogetwthehero's picture

.......sometimes I wanna eat

.......sometimes I wanna eat a Sammy on the beach and not have to worry about my banging bikini bod

Brohammad's picture

Via Jew

Via Jew

Altyosha Karamazzie's picture

at least she wont have 2

at least she wont have 2 mutilate her bodie if she wants 2 become 1 of 'the chosen'

only if she wants 2..

glassman's picture

i think this is good,strange

i think this is good,strange & appreciating.....there is no doubt in this that we are now in that kind of world where wer come across different and strange things happening in this world. Innovation is everywhere, personally I am also a fan of innovation, no matter in studies, technologies, science, beauty, fashion (but it should be good for human kind an world).
In recent past it was just ok to get a master degree in any of the running field and set your career we are much more into virtual studies and doing all those stuffs where we can explore and learn more.. a lot certifications introduced by Microsoft, Cisco and other international certifications in which you can study and get a good career too. I am so happy to be part of this revolutionary field and do suggest you too. because at the end "it always up to you to decide"...thanks!!

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LoveLanaDelRay's picture

I wish she is mine.

I wish she is mine.

LoveLanaDelRay's picture

I wish she is mine.

I wish she is mine.

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