Zooey Deschanel tanks on Leno, sings boring Christmas song in kinky fetish Xmas dress
U have to feel proud of ZoZo 4 going on Leno despite her recent divorce from Ben Gibbard. The holidays are always a tough time after a breakup. But if u have an xmas album 2 promote, u better put on a dorky Xmas dress, shake ur ass, trim ur bangs, and sing ur <3 out.

Does Zooey Deschanel 'have a good voice'? It seems like she has a bad/mediocre voice, but she is at that point where a bad singer 'has confidence' so she just keeps singing bc all her friends told her she is talented, but every1 who doesn't know her is like 'ugh. not really vibing' but then at the same time, they are like 'well...she seems keut and attainable, so i guess i'll watch so i can gaze into her blue eyes and wonder what she is like in bed.'
Does she look good?
R u gonna buy a plaid-wave Xmas dress? Not sure if it is 'cute', 'whimsical', or some sort of kinky Xmas fetish dress...

Does she sound good?
Should she replace M-Ward with an iPod/CD that just plays acoustic guitar so she doesn't have to share money with him?
Does she look strong or meek without the <3 of Ben Gibbard, or is she all like 'ugh. 1 less baby i have 2 worry abt'?
Can Zooey Deschanel survive in a Lana Del Rey world?
Zooey Deschanel
Alternative Celebrity, ActorZooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.
She & Him
BuzzbandThe Shims are Zooey Deschanel's buzzband. Even though they are terrible, they sell a lot of records.
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