Recently, Lana Del Rey was spotted canoodling with relevant AltJew DJ A-TRAK [link]. She is truly becoming a top tier alt socialite, and we will see no shortage of pictures of her canoodling with other relevant alt celebs so that blogs can post it and be all like '2 brilliant minds and talents are meeting.' Can't wait 4 festival season! <3 <3 <3
Now, it seems like she has moved on to a new DJ (and writer/poet) Tao Lin. As you may remember, Tao Lin made his DJ debut at #BleepyBloopFest several months ago [link]. He is best known for writing abt his personal life as if he is depressed, so he will probably write some erotic story about a sexual encounter with Lana Del Rey, except his penis couldn't get hard then he will say random quirky stuff that wanna-be-literary-tweens will think is all insightful and revolutionary.
Who knows if Tao Lin and Lana Del Rey will last... he sure is moving fast after the recent separation from his ex-wife, Megan Boyle. He is on record as saying that the breakup was 'her fault', so I hope that he has found happiness.
Do u think they make a good couple?
Does Lana Del Rey have 'yellow fever'?
Does Tao look good, healthy, tan?
Can Lana Del Rey finally find a man who isn't on the couch playin' his veeehddeeooohh gaaahhyymes? -mainstream 'gossip rag' when Lana Del Rey dates a famous TV star
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Would be the most powerful
Would be the most powerful power-couple in all of Altdom. The interracial thing gives them the edge.
How can I get my ex back?
How can I get my ex back? This can be a really common problem, unfortunately, since break ups are common and nearly all are traumatic, difficult and stressful to deal with. It is important that you know what steps to take and how to act if the goal is to get your ex back the right way after a breakup.
not the best pic of me
not the best pic of me
tao, u still look bangin bb
tao, u still look bangin bb
I enjoyed your work in the
I enjoyed your work in the Goonies and Temple of Doom...your words are Dariaesque, so I'm indifferent to them.
tao = altbabe
tao = altbabe
canoodling means posing
canoodling means posing together for a photo, right?
he took off the leftover
he took off the leftover crack hoodie 2 put on a sexy, sultry outfit from barneys 4 lana del ray
or choking victim w/e arent
or choking victim w/e arent they the same anyways
Is that top pic really Tao?
Is that top pic really Tao? Doesn't look like him at all. Is Carles a racist? Do all Asians look the same to him? Does he know how to type w/o looking like a 15 yr old? Or maybe it's Tao but a completely different angle of shot than any other photo of him before? I don't think this is Tao.
Is that top pic really Tao?
Is that top pic really Tao? Doesn't look like him at all. Is Carles a racist? Do all Asians look the same to him? Does he know how to type w/o looking like a 15 yr old? Or maybe it's Tao but a completely different angle of shot than any other photo of him before? I don't think this is Tao.
it's me, just not the best
it's me, just not the best pic of me
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Ok, I'm like 95% sure it's
Ok, I'm like 95% sure it's you now after comparing to your FB pics. You have sweet succulent lips.
Elle est avec Woodkid bande
Elle est avec Woodkid bande de losers.
Yeah, definitely not Tao
Yeah, definitely not Tao despite what he says. Makes me fear my inner racist that I didn't notice at first.
um, it's obviously tao he
um, it's obviously tao
he been tweeting about lana all month: http://twitter.com/tao_lin
I guess I wouldn't be
I guess I wouldn't be suprised if Thao was both Jared Eng and Carles as well as being himself and ghost writing for his ex-wife.
That's another person
That's another person
she looks gross right there
she looks gross right there
so carles and lana finally
so carles and lana finally met
why isn't she pouting?
why isn't she pouting?
first time i've ever seen ldr
first time i've ever seen ldr smile. she looks like shit when she smiles. poutpoutpout
looks like ldr is harvesting
looks like ldr is harvesting some nuts for the winter season. some yellow nuts. -unchill racist bro
Is this an upgrade or not?
Is this an upgrade or not? Will her handlers approve?
It would apply to all the
It would apply to all the same rules/vampire laws
"those eyebrows that eye color"
I kissed girls not the same as
People in the now know
I can't hide
I say I love u, ur the one
If all I have still is one moment back on
One moment worthy of a lifetime's greatest
Best when
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Yes, I still carry the torch for ------ ----
a good career move for this
a good career move for this LDR clone, she is already looking much more neutral and focused on concrete realities.
Letting go of fears Breaking
Letting go of fears
Breaking thru
I am afraid of you
In you I lose control
We are free
I am alone without you
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/01/001_Michael_Mills_09_Dan_Folgeberg.mp3
(what happened to their
(what happened to their faces? was this pic taken in a centrifuge? is NASA involved? is this an extreme double-case of one-pose-face syndrome? did ldr's people freak out after seeing this and issue a stern "no smiles" memo? did tao think this would teach megan a lesson? will megan now pose with a massive black famous athlete? what will their children think?)
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