Lana BB! Is that U?

U honestly look real good, bb! Is that ur house behind u? I love LOVE LOVE ur Fence! I honestly dream that 1 day I will be able to own my own house, but I have TERRIBLE credit. I applied 4 a new apartment, but the landlord told me that I was poor. It was honestly because my exBF opened multiple credit cards in my name, then maxed them out and didn't tell me for years! He ended up in jail, and I never heard from him. It was emberssing, but at the same time, liberating because I became free from his orders. I was tired of making him sammies!

U look AMAZING in ur see-thru shirt! I honestly would never wear that bc there are regions of my body that I cannot reach when I attempt to scrub them. One time, I hired a man from down the street to give me a sponge bath, but he just stole most of my valuables while I was relaxing in the bubbles. What can I say, bubble baths are my achilles heals!

I LOVE Lana Del Rey! My BF used to play video games, too! He was so lazy, ugh! He never talked to me, he jsut talked to his team members on his little headset and used up my pay-as-u-go phone minutes!

Natalie ImbrugliWho? #TeamLana!

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Lana Del Rey

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Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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