Lana Del Rey releases slutty, topless music video bc middlebrow sexuality is her only gimmick | Hipster Runoff

Lana Del Rey releases slutty, topless music video bc middlebrow sexuality is her only gimmick


Every1 is super tired of Lana Del Rey because 'we already know what she is.' Some fake ass broad who knows she looks good, bb! She sounds 'decent' and has tons of producers that won't let her fail and will ensure that her songs appeal to critics and fans, sorta like a female version of Foster the People. She has some new song called "Born to Die" that is hella boring, but of course she made it 'controversial' by releasing a 'teaser video' for 'the actual video' where she is topless and held by some tattoo alt bro. I wonder if they were topless, and his peen was inside of her vag during this shoot.

Anyways, every1 always 'gets all mad' at this blog because Carles 'degrades women' by talking abt the slutwave tendencies of female artists. While some women are 'truly independent', it is obvious that Lana Del Rey is embracing her role as a sex meme. 'Mean things' have been 'said about her appearance', but when ur gonna stand topless in front of an American flag with some dudebro 'holding u' as a metaphor, ur basically 'asking 4 it'/she has accepted that it is the only thing that makes her 'remotely interesting.'

U kinda gotta feel bad for her, but at the same time, 'she's asking 4 it.'

Sort of 'listened to the song' in passing, and it is just some sort of crappy lamestream anthem 'disguised' with a few indie gimmicks. Honestly feels like it could be successful even if Mark Foster of Foster the People was singing it.

R u tired of Lana Del Rey 'controversy'?
Has she officially joined The Slutwave Genre?
Does her side boob look good / do u think Lana Del Rey has 'decently-sized' breast implants?
Is 'the internet' mean 2 Lana Del Rey?
Does this video look like some Paula Cole VH1 ass level shit?
Is 'standing in front of an American flag' the most entry-level / lamestream metaphor evr?
Has Lana Del Rey embraced the fact that she is just a 'sex meme'?
Do u think she will eventually release some sort of 'sex tape' just 2 get buzz?

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