Zooey Deschanel sings crappy Xmas song on Ellen to appeal 2 lesbian stay-at-home moms
If you have a lamestream band, you play the Ellen show, which is why Zooey Deschanel took her backing band to play some really lame Xmas carol on her show. I have honestly seen better performance of the same song at the old folks home where we sent my grandma to die/be systematically murdered by inept care, but they had an annual talent show around Christmas and an old lady named Martha did just about as good as Zoeey. Maybe Ol' Martha could launch a buzzband and market herself as a crafty-wave whimsy artist. She was not keut and did not have bangs. She did have backup dancers that wore sillie Xmas dresses.
She & Him's lame Xmas album might be 'the best selling album in indie' this year. As usual Ellen looked 'effing hot' on TV. Sorta wonder why some lezbos think it is 'hot' to look like a 17 year old boy dressing like he is going to a high school dance to fingerbang chicks. I guess 2 fingerbang chicks. Makes sense now.
Does She & Him 'kill it'?
Does ZoZo need 2 'go solo' and stop splitting $$$ with M. Ward?
Is Ellen 'the hottest lezbo dude in the game'?
Do u miss Oprah?
Do u just wanna d.a.n.c.e. with Ellen?
Is She & Him's Christmas album 'the worst gimmick evr'?
Does this song sound like some1 is pooing on an Xmas tree then wiping their butt with stockings?