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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in a new Sleigh Bells video

Lexi BB!
I missed u...
How've u been?
What've yall been up 2?

O kewl. New album coming out
Do u still make those songs that are all 'hard'
but then ur 'soft voice' is over them
so all the tweens and entry level alts are like 'this rules'
but then all the critics who like 2 write abt 'pop sensibilities'
are all like 'this rules'

UR music is PERFECT!
NPR cool dads will love it!
But it can also be played during 'Teen Mom 2'
AND ppl have fun at ur shows!

Ur a triple threat, Sleighbies!

I honestly love hardcore music
bc I live a hardcore life
Love the new video because u have a gun
and I know this might be TMI
but I can only 'get off' in the bed room
a) with some1 who I truly <3
and
b) if they are holding a firearm to my head while we make love

I mean, I still don't know if I understand what is happening in ur songs
But I guess ppl like keut girls
with BANGIN BODS
singing songs, having fun, being free
Honestly, u look good, bb!
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Sometimes I pretend that I'm 'other dude'
on tour with u all year
watching u sleep on the tour bus
in a non-creepy, affectionate way

I wanna go grocery shopping with u, bb!
This viddy makes me wanna go 2 suburbia with u
Maybe we can be the new Win and Regine...

Should Alexis Krauss 'go blonde' to 'soften' her image?

Do u <3 or h8 Sleigh Bells?
Is Alexis Krauss the #1 indie diva in indie right now?
Can u only 'get off' if some1 is holding a loaded firearm to ur head?

Alexis Krauss

Alternative Celebrity

Alexis Krauss is the lead singer of Sleigh Bells. She has a Virgin Mary Tattoo.

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Sleigh Bells

Buzzband

Sleigh Bells is a 2k10 buzzband that doesn't really make 'good' mp3s, but still gets a lot of buzz and sells a lot of albums.

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Brononymous's picture

Erste

Erste

Brosideon's picture

OMG hottie hot Ass

OMG hottie hot Ass

Brononymous's picture

bb carles we cannot watch it

bb carles we cannot watch it canada can u hook me up

ENTRY LEVEL FAGGOT's picture

THE OFFICIAL HRO HOT INDIE

THE OFFICIAL HRO HOT INDIE ASS RANKINGS

1. ~~LDR~~
2. Joanna
3. Alice
4. Project Gurl
5. Vicki
6. Those chicks from dirty projectors
7. Three way tie Lexi/Megan Boyle/Annie Clark
8. ...
9. ...
100. shannan gaga
100000. bethany
100000000000000. ..... regine

Brononymous's picture

She totally looks better

She totally looks better blonde. Bro.

Brononymous's picture

I only get off, holding guns

I only get off, holding guns to people's head.

Brononymous's picture

I only get off, holding guns

I only get off, holding guns to people's head.

Brononymous's picture

alexi is bestie regine is

alexi is bestie

regine is stinkie

Altyosha Karamazzie's picture

bet they have arguments all

bet they have arguments all the time abt gluten

Sad Wallpaper's picture

bb carles we cannot watch it

bb carles we cannot watch it canada can u hook me up

Sad Wallpaper's picture

bb carles we cannot watch it

bb carles we cannot watch it canada can u hook me up

Sad Wallpaper's picture

bb carles we cannot watch it

bb carles we cannot watch it canada can u hook me up

TheCultureSlut's picture

LEXI IS SOOOO EFFFFINN

LEXI IS SOOOO EFFFFINN HHOTTT!!!!!!! (via blonde hairstylez)

nymous's picture

Sleigh Bells have debuted a

Sleigh Bells have debuted a music video in support of their new single "Comeback Kid". Duo Alexis Krauss and Derek E. Miller give no room for gloom in the clip. They are skateboarding in the neighborhood, enjoying a warm summer day on the beach.
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nymous's picture

Oh Culties I remember when u

Oh Culties I remember when u were just another potentially crappy 'blog hit wonder' band that Gorilla Vs Bear 'creamed' his pants ovr U really could have 'gone Lana Del Rey.
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