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American Apparel creates dog hoodies for authentic alt dogs.


American Apparel is always creating new, innovative products to improve the lives' of their consumers. The company has become a staple in the alt world, creating t-shirts, hoodies, and other stuff that alt ppl wear and other random ass pieces of cloth to wrap on ur body. Usually, the target market of consumers are human, but now it seems like they are launching an entirely brand new line for alt dogs. The hoodie is often worn by swaggy tweens, emos, pokemones, and cool dads who aren't wearing a cardigan. But now the hoodie is officially a dog-wave fashion statement.

R u gonna buy an American Apparel dog hoodie 4 ur alt dog?

Are hoodies functional 4 dogs?

Do these bro dogs look like mad alt chillers who know how to vibe super hard?

R u glad that 'big dawgs' can represent 2?
american apparel dog hoodie

Do these dogs look hella chill and vulnerable, like dark, emotive spirits hiding beneath the hood?

Can this 'save' Am Appy?
Should Am Appy become a dog store?
Should they sell exotic American pets and become a massive breeder?
Do u wear hoodies?
Are hoodies 'alt', 'tween', 'swag', 'cray', or 'trill'?
R u gonna buy 1 of these 4 ur dog?

Help.

WHAT IS THE MOST ALT BREED / TYPE / BRAND / SPECIES OF DOG?

Comments

Bronosaurous's picture

fUrStIeS [via crazy tUnEyArDs

fUrStIeS [via crazy tUnEyArDs ladie]

Char Aznabro's picture

hate you bro, totally saw the

hate you bro, totally saw the eff bee post 1st tho!

Bronosaurous's picture

thts hella unchill bro!! we

thts hella unchill bro!! we both can vibe @ the top of the post 2gthr :o)

Bronosaurous's picture

thts hella unchill bro!! we

thts hella unchill bro!! we both can vibe @ the top of the post 2gthr :o)

Char Aznabro's picture

a corgi via cowboy bebop

a corgi via cowboy bebop

Broloko's picture

chihuahuas chill super hard

chihuahuas chill super hard and r def the most relevant dogs

Brononymous's picture

totes! super alt + rellie

totes! super alt + rellie

Broloko's picture

chihuahuas chill super hard

chihuahuas chill super hard and r def the most relevant dogs

chill scott-heron's picture

feel like rottweilers r

feel like rottweilers r pretty chill most of the time but occasionally 'rage out' and eat babies

Broseph's picture

my friend's got a shih tzu

my friend's got a shih tzu called shaniqua that's pretty effin chill (it's ok, she's black)...she'd totally 'swag' one of these

keysmash's picture

Dogs are lamestream Hamsters

Dogs are lamestream

Hamsters are alt as hell

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