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ELECTRO NIP SLIP OF THE DAY
Photo via The Cobrasnake

nip slip
I go 2 raves
2 see the nips
of gurlz on drugz
Some call me the nip slip bandit
My eyes are like telescopes
infrared vision
searching for that white hot heat of a nip
slipping out from a bra, tube top, or tankie toppie

In that moment that I saw that nip slip
Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲▲
Everything Was Vibeful And Nothing Hurt▲▲▲▲

Goodnite, sweet vibes.

God Bless.

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Comments

RyanSchribblenibble's picture

Every nipple was slipped and

Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa
Every nipple was slipped and my peen went whoa

Brononymous's picture

Carles can't triforce!

Carles can't triforce!

Brononymous's picture

My eyes are like telescopes I

My eyes are like telescopes
I see it all backwards: but who wants hope?
If I ever catch that ventriloquist
I'll squeeze his head right into my fist.
SOMETHING comes tracking down,
What's the prediction?

I betcha it's Titties...

Broback Mountain Goatsie's picture

feel lyk it is a srly slow

feel lyk it is a srly slow alt news week.

Brononymous The Third's picture

rlly miss the electro nip

rlly miss the electro nip slip posts, carles, keep em coming

Brononymous's picture

Dat other bro made a

Dat other bro made a Television reference. lol

Brononymous's picture

kristen stewart?

kristen stewart?

elektrowave's picture

I want to give her a handjob

I want to give her a handjob with my peen.

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