Oh Culties
I remember when u were just another potentially crappy 'blog hit wonder' band
that Gorilla Vs Bear 'creamed' his pants ovr
U really could have 'gone Lana Del Rey'

But due to a series of solid managerial decisions
clear artistic + commercial goals
and 'common sense'
U did not 'go LDR'

U look good on Fallon, bb!
I love the song 'Abducted'! One of my personal faves!
Honestly, sometimes I dream
That some1 in a buzzband will abduct me

they will take me on tour
and I'll be BEST FRIENDS with them
I'll party hard every night
and be intimate with multiple members of the band

Yes, I know this sounds like I'm a 'band whore'
But I swear I have a connection with all of them
Eventually the tour will come to an end
and the buzzband's buzz will run dry

Eventually one member of the buzzband
who has a substance abuse addiction
will be so desperate for money that they actually enslave me
Brainwash me

Use me as a prostitute most nights
but every now and then, I will be a drug mule
transporting drugs between the USA-Mexico border
We'll both long for the days when u first abducted me and we were on tour

I guess what they say is right
Buzz can't last forever
And before ur know it
U are being sentenced for ur part in a drug & human trafficking scheme
Having to turn in ur boss
and relocate to Iowa as part of ur agreement with the witness protection program
Sigh...

I just wanna be ABDUCTED, yall!
Is that what u think abt when u hear that song?

Does Maddie Follin LOOK BANGIN?
Does she have it all?
Do u think James Fallon listens 2 Cults in real life?
R u happy 4 Cults bc they didn't 'pull an LDR'?

Cults

Buzzband

Cults wrote a hit MP3 "Go Outside" and are looking to ride fuzzy buzzy pop waves in 2k11.

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Madeline Follin

Alternative Celebrity

Mysterious vocalist, 1/2 of 2k10 buzzband Cults.

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