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You'll NEVER guess who Zooey Deschanel was sexting with! Has she moved on from Ben?


Zooey Deschanel is a recently-single indie superstar, and EVERYONE is trying to get their hands on her now that she is no longer married 2 Ben Gibbard. But guess who she was recently spotted SEXTING with pvia snail mail]? PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA! It seems like even the President has gone GA-GA for #ZO_ZO. With those AMAZING bangs, blue eyes, indie frog voice, and a new hit TV show on fox, u HAVE To think that Barry is tired of his wife, and looking to move on to some1 younger, fresher, and with a BANGIN indie body!

Is ZoZo on UR radar now that she is single?

"New Girl" star Zooey Deschanel is apparently on President Obama's radar. The actress/singer received a letter from the president for her 32nd birthday on Tuesday wishing her "good health and happiness in the year ahead."

Deschanel's blog that she started with her two friends, "Hellogiggles," tweeted out a picture of the birthday message.

Good 4 u, Barry! U work hard, bb! Good job an Osama!

The truth is, it doesn't matter WHO ZoZo ends up with next, we just want her to be happie. Let's hope that soon, she is canoodling in the White House after this STEAMY #SEXY from President Obama!

Artist's rendering of Zooey Deschanel and President Obama on their first date

Will ZoZo and Barry end up together?
Will she be a Jackie-O level first lady?
Is this the PERFECT guy 4 her after Ben?
Do u think Ben will end up voting for a Republican if they end up d8ing?
Do u think Zooey Deschanel is ultimately too obsessed with Middle American Red State appeal to ever publicly endorse a Presidential candidate in the heat of an election?
Will we ever see an Obama + ZoZo canoodling pic any time soon?
R u excited abt the new Zoobama era? [via relationship name mashups]

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ur right i nevr wouldve

ur right i nevr wouldve guessed. she cant go back 2 ben now

Brononymous's picture

my boy barack.. get it son!

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Ray...'s picture

Really, Carles? Really?

Really, Carles? Really? You're so better than this...

Brononymous's picture

I'm sure Ben votes for Ralph

I'm sure Ben votes for Ralph Nader every election.

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lol............Barry

lol............Barry

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