Young James Murphy is on the cover of The Fader


Dude James...
We get it...
Ur retired bc u want attn
We're still paying attention

U still play shows, do high-priced DJ sets
and whatever else makes u an easy dollar
U earned it--I'm not arguing
but dude, seriously?

U built a time machine, took a picture of urself
and put it on the cover of a magazine?
I mean, that's honestly pretty gnarly
but at the same time, it is hella unchill

I mean, alt magazines are supposed to be for 'up and coming' artists
Ppl who will never be on the cover of a magazine again
now look at u
looking all young, looking like u have the whole world ahead of u

C'mon, bro.
an effing time machine?
Just to be on the cover of a magazine?
What the eff is wrong with u?

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Did Jimmy Murphy go too far by building a time machine to be on the cover of The Fader?