Zooey Deschanel recently broke off her marriage with Ben Gibbard, which means she is searching for ways to make him jealous by anonymously sending him her own press clippings. Seems as if she has the 'ultimate EFF YOU' now that she has been named the MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN on an entire island of the United Kingdom township. U have to give ZoZo MAD PROPS for scheduling her meteoric rise to mainstream fame to peak right after she dumped 'the old ball and chain.'

It seems like this is probably the 'biggest moment in her career', except for when she wins an Oscar/Grammy in _ years.

'U've got it all ZooeyBB!' -some magazine for lamestreamers

WHY IS ZOOEY DESCHANEL NO. 1?
Just recently, Zooey celebrated her 32nd birthday by proudly tweeting a picture of a letter she’d received from Barack and Michelle Obama offering their best wishes and thanks for her dedication to supporting young American women. Now, topping our hallowed Top 99 is a very different accolade to personal correspondence with the President, but a momentous one nevertheless (we may be slightly bias).
The living, breathing, all-singing, all-dancing incarnation of that cool, quirky girl at school you were obsessed with, Zooey’s currently friday night TV’s guilty pleasure. In New Girl, Zooey plays the photo negative of her indie boy favourite in (500) Days of Summer, an impossibly cheery, unselfconscious, loser in love. Who sings an awful lot (no surprise considering Zooey’s extra-curricular activities in Grammy winning alt-country duo She & Him).
Despite fears New Girl could be aimed squarely at your other half, it’s impossible not to fall for our Zooey. As proved by your voting.
A beautiful, intelligent, multi-talented and (Obama-endorsed) genuinely nice person, we’re thrilled to endorse Zooey as British males’ choice as World’s Most Desirable Woman.

Is Ben gonna be 'pissed'?
Do u think Ben is still pissed at ZoZo bc she sexted with BroBama?
if ur from the UK, r u #hornie4ZoZo?
Is ZoZo 'going international'?
Do ppl from the UK understand whimsy-core US sex icons?
Does this just prove that the UK is always abt 5-10 years late 2 any trend, including 'thinking Zooey Deschanel is indie hot'?
Is she THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE?

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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