Lana Del Rey is the luckiest girl alive, but more importantly, the luckiest new buzzband human alive. She sold mad albums, and really only performed like 10 songs total 4 a live audience. Now, she doesn't have to 'tour' because touring is 2 try to make money because u didn't sell albums, but she already sold albums, so she can be like 'whatevz. I'm just gonna chill, milk the spotlight, and do some random TV performances.'

She was on Kimmel playing "Video Games", and it was boring/forgettable. It is like she 'isn't even trying', but I guess she doesn't have 2. God Bless her. She truly has it all. I'm more interested in hearing tons of grown ass men scream "Lana! Lana! Laannnaaa!" than actually hearing her mutter her way thru another rendition of "VEEHHHDEEEOOGHAAAMMMES."

Did LDR 'tank'?
aRe u more interested in the 'fans' of LDR than her actual performances?

Will she get mobbed2death [via being Born2die]?
Is she still a relevant buzz criticism meme, or is she in the 'safe zone' of officially just being celeb gossip blog eye candy?

Lana Del Rey

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Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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