UNCOVERED: Sleigh Bells hottie Alexis Krauss High School Yearbook Photos [u look good, bb!]
What if I told you that before she was alt and mainstream famous, Alexis Krauss was a normal human, just like you or me, attending a high school, having friends, and having her pictures captured 4evr in her high school year book. She grew up on the rugged streets of Manasquan, NJ, doing her best to create a life 4 herself in the buzzosphere. She succeeded, and now we are all watching as her AMAZING talent and BANGIN BOD travel across the world while every1 tells her 'ur buzzworthy and beautiful, bb!' every day.
At the end of the day, maybe we should put aside the Crystal Castles Vs. Sleigh Bells debate and celebrate the beauty and talent of Alexis Krauss and Alice Glass... Or maybe the feud is just beginning...
Should I author Alexis Krauss's life story called "From Sydney to Alexis: The Real Sexi Lexi."
Looks like Sydney Krauss's class 'nailed it' with the Most Likely To Be Famous winner.
Joe Mele is rumored to be managing an Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Secaucus, New Jersey. He threw a beer can at the television while watching Krauss on SNL.
I heard that in addition to "Best Vocalist," she was also voted "Most Likely to Appear as a Musical Guest on SNL" and "Most Likely To Form a Successful Hardcore Pop Indie Band with an Other Dude."
I'm glad she stopped caring abt Third World Issues and focused her life on acquiring First World Buzz. <3 <3
Lexi BB! I'm glad u decided to 'go alt' with the bangs + arm sleeve tat.
Do u <3 Alexis Krauss at any age?
Does Alexis Krauss look good, bb?
Would u guess that she has the free-spirit of a 2000s alt that would eventually lead her to become an indie superstar?
Will Alexis Krauss ever cut her bangs and go back to the short, alt hair, or would that be 'career suicide'?
Do u live 4 Sexi Lexi?
Do u wish u could have gone to high school with her, convinced her to be your high school sweet heart, convince her to marry you, discourage her from pursuing a buzz career, and ensure that both of you were eternally unhappy while attempting to hold on to your perception of yourselves as high schoolers while your entire life was a series of middle class misfortunes bc neither of yall fulfilled your alt or artistic destinies?
Did she 'manufacture her image' [via the hilarious fallacies in the LDR-authenticity argument that Carles invented 'just to get hits']?