Grimes rides slutwaves, releases 'pussy rings.' Are they a mold of her beef curtains? | Hipster Runoff

Grimes rides slutwaves, releases 'pussy rings.' Are they a mold of her beef curtains?


Grimes' Claire Boucher loves attention. She has some how ridden a few bleepy bloopy songs to becoming a blogosphere jewel, not because her music has changed the world, but because she is outspoken and interesting looking, and does things like releases 'a jewelry line' which is really just some stupid ring in the shape of a vagina pussy slit. Of course, all the blogs are 'reporting this' like any one really cares about vending machine plastic quality pussies, or like this is 'high end jewelry art.' It's just a stupid meme. A pussy on a finger. Kewl. This probably even more annoying than the WAVVES weed grinders when it comes to 'stupid merch that wants your attention.'

The only question that hard hitting journalists should be asking is, "Is this a mold of Grimes' vagina?" There are some VERY defined beef curtains, but not too much to the point that it freaks u out.

Next thing we know, Grimes will be selling a flesh light to really capitalize on the 'pussy meme.'

I guess this is probably 'a feminist' thing to do, since modern feminism is all about girl celebrating lewd, whorish behavior on the internet.

Is she just going to sell these rings for $100 even though they cost 5 cents + the blood of a Chinese child to make?
Would u wear this pussy on ur finger?
Would u buy flesh lights of female indie celebs?
Is this meme 'trying too hard'?
Is Grimes indie's #1 slutwaver?
Is Grimes approaching 'the Best Coast zone'?

Grimes

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Grimes is Claire Boucher, a Canadian bleep bloop singer music project.

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