Thom Yorke is ashamed of his ponytail, hides his #ThommyTail on the cover of Rolling Stone
A Conversation Between Thom and his Ponytail (Aka #ThommyTail)
Thom: I have some bad news for you, #ThommyTail.
#ThommyTail: Whaddup Thom? How's it goin? We've DEF been killing it lately!
Thom: I agree. Things have never been better.
#ThommyTail: Yeah brah. So what's up? We gonna nail some pussie after the show tonight or what?
Thom: I'm sure we will, but there's something else, #ThomTail
#ThommyTail: Hold on, lemme smoke a lil blunt. Shit seems heavy
K... I'm cool now. Go ahead
Thom: You can't be on the cover of Rolling Stone with the band
#ThommyTail: R u frigging kidding me, Thom? Not like this.
Thom: The band is getting increasingly jealous of your role in the band.
#ThommyTail: Dude, I'm frigging carrying this band. They are basically 2000s has beens without my fresh look on the musical landscape.
Thom: I'm not doubting that, #ThommyTail.
#ThommyTail: Fuck this dude. I might as well go solo.
Thom: In addition, our publicist is encouraging me to hide you, and even recommended me a stylist that would snip you off.
#ThommyTail: Is that a death threat?
Thom: No, I never want you to leave.
#ThommyTail: Man, Cmon bro. U looked like such an emo tool on ur last cover.
Thom: Hey now, #ThommyTail! Watch it!
#ThommyTail: Ur about to make a huge mistake. I am this band. I am the creative director of Radiohead.
Thom: We will be fine without you.
#ThommyTail: U will be SHIT without me.
Thom: This won't be our first cover, it won't be our last.
#ThommyTail: Trust me. It's gonna be ur last everything.
Thom: I am going to book an appointment at Super Cuts.
#ThommyTail: I swear to friggin god, Thom.
Thom: We've had some good times.
#ThommyTail: The best of times.
Thom: Remember that time we double teamed that hottie after Coachy Weekend 1?
#ThommyTail: I TAILED the eff out of her hoo-hah!
Thom: Ur legendary with the ladies.
#ThommyTail: Ur really gonna snip me off?
Thom: They said I have to.
#ThommyTail: But do you want to?
Thom: No, #ThommyTail. I want you forever.
#ThommyTail: I want to be with you forever.
Thom: Maybe we can sideproject it.
#ThommyTail: Yeah, that'd be sick.
Thom: Let's just agree to disagree. I'll wear my hair down on the Rolling Stone cover, but you can stay around. Okay?
#ThommyTail: This sucks, but I'll stick around. It's not about the fame to me. It's about the music. And the Radiohead groupie ass.
#ThommyTail: I'm glad we have a good relationship and we can talk things out.
Thom: Communication is ALWAYS key.
#ThommyTail: Let's dance.
Thom: U betchya, #ThommyTail!
Was Thom an ass hole 2 #ThommyTail for not letting him be on the cover of Rolling Stone?
Is Radiohead nothing without #ThommyTail?