Carly Rae Jepsen follows up sex tape with new OWL CITY collab lamestream tween video! | Hipster Runoff

Carly Rae Jepsen follows up sex tape with new OWL CITY collab lamestream tween video!


Carly Rae Jepsen hit the Lamestream Lottery, getting to be associated with some song that ever lamestreamer in the world likes to sing. She is a marginally cute BB, but looks more like she should have faded away after no1 really liked her. Anyways, she now has some terrible song with the Owl City overgrown tween bro called "Good Time." They decided to make one of those tweeny videos where every1 goes some where and has sober fun.

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I <3 that million dollar sex tape face. She has those 'blow job eyes' that look up at the camera phone like she was born 2 be filmed performing sexual acts.

Feel bad for the Owl City bro, Adam Young. He seems out of place on this tween retreat, like some sort of Will-&-Grace-wave 'closeted' uncle who had to escort his niece and her friends to a camp site.

Here they are spooging some creamy goodness out of a slushy machine, trying to get tweens hornie [via subliminal messages]

This was all probably just a long FIAT commercial. I guess they are trying to appeal 2 spoiled cunt markets who previously preferred lime green VW Beetles and/or Minicoopers.

Did u have a GOOD TIME during this video?
R u gonna buy a Fiat?
Did u ever hang out with ur closeted uncle?
Did u know he was 'ghey' because he dressed 20 years younger than he should and straightened his hair?
Is this song a legit lamestream jam?
Do u evr want to go camping with all ur bffs?
Do u evr wish u had a Fiat?
R u scared of that overgrown tween Owl City bro?
Did this song melt ur ears [via being lamestream + terrible]?
Do u wish Carly Rae would just release more sex tapes?

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