Lana Del Rey in H&M commercial, tries to convince us that their clothes aren't shitty
I wouldn't wipe my own ass with the finest wardrobe from H&M.
They hired Lana Del Rey to be their 'model/muse/spokeswoman' just because she is guaranteed to get blog coverage, so all of the PR/marketing people whose only job it is to hand millions of dollars to celebrities just wanted to make sure they didn't 'screw it up', even though it doesn't matter and we will buy imported rags sewn in sweatshops from one brand or another. Let's just focus on the beauty of Lana on the ad, instead of the corrupt industry that creates 'fashion' aka 'crap u will give away in 5 years because u gained 2 much weight and used to have horrible taste.' The commercial apparently just rips off David Lynch, but I'm not one of those college kids who thinks they are 'so deep' because they got high and watched the entire Twin Peaks series on NETFLIX WATCH INSTANTLY.
Blah Blah Blah. Lana Del Rey. Buy H&M. Use it as toilet paper if u want, but it might make ur anus bloody because it will fall apart like single ply toilet paper that they give to prisoners.
Does LDR look good in this ad?
Is she just 'collecting a paycheck'?
Should she have held out for a better brand?
Do u shop at H&M?
Is H&M 'the new Express' [via tacky]?
Was this a HUGE BRAND WIN for H&M or is LDR's meme over?