Lana Del Rey is in a Jaguar car ad because she is a corporate whore. | Hipster Runoff

Lana Del Rey is in a Jaguar car ad because she is a corporate whore.


Lana Del Rey will sell anything. That' s why she's the greatest artist of all time: She knows how to ALWAYS BE CLOSING [DEALS]. So far, she's sold handbags, cars, crunchy taco shells, children's books, coffee, Vitamin Water Powerade Punch Mountain Dew, and even life insurance. In this new ad, she is 'selling shit for Jaguar.' I wonder if she was paid in money or just Jaguar cars.

Unfortunately, she looks as tacky as one of those spoiled skanks on 'My Super Sweet 16.' Similarly, she had a rich daddie who probably spoiled her too.

Not sure if I'm gonna buy a Jaggyooar.

Here she is performing some crappy b-side that she probably sold to them for 7 figures. They have money to waste, props 2 Lana for making them give it 2 her.

R u gonna buy a Jag?
Are Jags for 'Eurotrash' ppl?
Is Lana Del Rey 'effing annoying'?
Does she have any brand Loyalty, or is she just trying to steal as much $$$$$ as possible?
Should she be ashamed of herself, or is she #BANKING?

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