Category Archives: AltBag

Understanding the significance of ur semi-ironic athletic jersey

Photo via Chicago Looks

I saw this bro attending a relevant music festival, wearing an NBA basketball player’s jersey. Most mainstream bros who wear jerseys are attempting to say ‘I am a bro. I like this sport. This player is good.’ However, when an alternative person wears a sports jersey, I think [...]

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High Level Alt Couples who look more interesting than they actually are.

It’s weird when u see an altbag couple who seem like ‘they are interesting’ and ‘in touch with the core values of being alt.’ But then u kinda find out that they are ‘rich kids who have been in a relationship since high school’ and they ‘aren’t as interesting as they look.’ They [...]

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Transitioning from AltBro to Altbag

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There is a space which exists between altbro and altbag. Your altbro tendencies are prevalent, but you begin to implement the mature personal branding tools of an altbag.
You have ditched your altbro cap.
You have grown out your altbag nappy beard.
You only wear the Am Appy shirts that represent ‘a new era’ in [...]

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The meaningful objects in my apartment make me who I am.

I am this bro /// This bro is me.

I live in a space, filling with things. These things // make me [who I am], like the theme of the popular internet webisodes Fight Club. Over the years, I have consumed alternative media, which has pointed me towards the props I need 2 [...]

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