Category Archives: ALTBRO

The Melting Pot Bro Theory.

Photo via the cobrasnake

I saw this picture on a popular nite life fotography website, and it made me very confused. I am not sure about ‘the state of bro.’ It seems like every single type of bro has sort of merged into one bro aesthetic. I feel like there is no longer [...]

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Vintage HRO gimmick: Alt or Bro? (a neverending question)

HRO is widely known as the origin of ‘the altbro.’ Back in HRO’s altbro era, readers were forced to examine what made up the essence of ‘alt’, along with the essence of ‘bro.’ Carles challenged commenters to determine whether or not the person pictured was an alt or a bro, based on his [...]

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AltBro Baptism

Photo by every1 is famesies

Met a new bro. For a while we wouldn’t approach one another. We felt threatened by one another–not sure why. Maybe it was because we would ‘have crushes’ on the same girls. Maybe it was because we had a similar fashion sense. Maybe it was because [...]

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Have yall ever accidentally gotten 2 drunk and tugged off 1 of ur bros and woke up naked next to him, and were like ‘whoa… bro… not cool, bro’?

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Yall… the worst thing happened to me last nite. A popular DJ from Los Angeles came to a party in my local-suburban-based scene, and I got totally hammered. I had a lot of fun, but I don’t remember the tail end of the night. I woke up next to my [...]

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