Category Archives: Alternative Business

Beached Alt Spotted Outside of Walmart [via Meme Blog About Poor People who have 2 shop at the WalMart Store]

Photo Via Ppl of WalMart

Every few months, some sort of meme blog will emerge where a snarky blogger will write witty 1 liners about pictures of ‘fucking retards’ who are ‘making asses of themselves’ even though they are just ‘being themselves.’ Basically, u get to make fun of people who probably don’t even really [...]

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I work in marketing. I work on the streets. I represent a brand. This is my job.

Photo via Ivan Rodic

I have always wanted to be involved in ‘grassroots marketing campaigns’ that reach real people. It seems like the best way to do this would be to become ‘a bro holding up a sign on the side of the street.’ I feel like this strategy might have been stolen from [...]

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Album Review: The Nissan Cube (not an album, actually an automobile)

Hey yall. In an effort to become more of a ‘music blog’ again, I will attempt to do more album reviews. I will find relevant albums, and review them using creative words, images, and metaphors. I will tell you how the album makes me feel. Sometimes when there is not an [...]

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Is Miracle Whip the Secret Ingredient 4 ‘Individuality’?

How many authentic alts can u count in this video?

My entire life, I have tried to be an individual. I want to be noticed. I don’t want to blend in, nor do I want to be ordinary, boring, or bland. It’s very hard, particularly in the internet age where trend adoption happens so instantaneously [...]

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