Category Archives: Alternative Career Choices

The People in the Background of My Life

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Sometimes I take life for granted. But then I stop to think about how EZ and awesome my own life is. I really don’t have much to worry about, yall. I don’t have any ‘real commitments.’ I do what I want, and I don’t owe any one anything–not even [...]

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Child Predatoring is a Serious Business

When I grow up, I want to work at a firm that allows me to ‘dress up’ AND wear child predator glasses.

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Sometimes I wonder what I will do when I grow up. I ‘don’t want to end up’ ‘working’ in a ‘cubicle’ and feeling meaningless, kinda like the movie ‘The Office Spaces.’ [...]

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What is the most Authentic Alt Job?

When I graduated from High School (got a G.E.D. cuz I outgrew a lot of the social bullshit rlly quickly) and made a 10 year plan, I realized that I wanted a job that not only provided financial security, but more importantly projected an image that enabled people to think that I am ‘cool’ and [...]

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