HIPSTER RUNOFF » AZNs http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 The Yoko OnAlt http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-yoko-onalt.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-yoko-onalt.html#comments Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:07:07 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2613
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I don’t know much about Yoko Ono. I just know that she ‘broke up the Beatles’ and that she paid for the assassination of John Lennon. (Whenever a celeb is killed, it is an ‘assassination’, right?) I just know that Yoko Ono is ‘artsy’ and ‘modern.’ Whenever I see an older female AZN who has an alternative aesthetic, I can’t help but think about Yoko Ono. She was so conceptual, and so ‘high fashion.’ She rlly branded the ‘over the hill’ altAzn, since she always looked ‘over the hill.’ Don’t think she cared about ‘physical appearance’ and turned John Lennon into some sort of Artsy Bro.

Lots of times I’ll see younger AZN females. And I wonder what will happen 2 them as they start 2 age. Will they stay ‘kute and AZN’ forever, or will they slowly but surely turn into a Yoko OnAlt? I guess time will tell, yall. Kinda worried about ‘aging’ and not looking ‘youthful’ and ‘relevant’ n e more. Might have to buy some Proactiv, or a different anti-aging cream.

Sometimes I wish I could be in a relationship with some1 who is as conceptually developed as me. I just feel like only another artist could ‘get’ me, or maybe another blggr.

Does n e 1 still listen 2 ‘the beatles’ or is it inauthentic to have a LET IT BE tshirt?


I want so badly to believe that there is truth that AZN is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that <3 is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-yoko-onalt.html/feed 32 AZN TREND WATCH http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/azn-trend-watch.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/azn-trend-watch.html#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:25:25 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2158 As yall know, 70% of the world’s most innovative/zany trends from from the Land of AZNS (Asia). Trends travel across the land bridge to California and Eastern Europe, eventually making their way to Middle America/mainstreamerdom within 3 years. Just wanted 2 take a look at what AZNs have been wearing & predict which trends will reach the Mexicalt population in 5 years.

Trend 1: Protect Urself From Dirty Air

As yall know, there is a lot of noise and air pollution in our world. AZNs have a lifespan that is 200% longer than white & black ppl’s natural life–they take better care of themselves than we do [via only eating fish + noodles + rice]. The AZNs are beginning to mix fashion with health safety by wearing these protective masks. They also banned fastfood in Japan after seeing the hit mockumentary Super Size Me: Fast Food Nation.

Trend 2: Bangs Which Impair ur vision [via bowl cut]/critters around ur neck

I think that bangs which impair ur vision might be big in 2k9. Bangs are theoretically functional. They ‘keep hair out of ur eyes’ and help to ‘frame ur face.’ I think taking a little bit of that functionality away might help bangs stay around forever. AZNs ‘get’ where engineering, design, and personal branding come 2gether as one. In addition, AZNs will no longer use gigapets/Tamagachis in 2k9. They will have ‘real’ pets that they can wear. These real pets will be controllable through iPod Nanos.

Trend 3: AZNs who look like this //Where the Wild Things Are

I am not sure if I will still be attracted to women if they morph into neon creatures from the hit children’s book ‘Where the Wild Things Are.’ Not sure if I support these AZNs and their zany personal brands. h8 neon azn beast glam rockers.

[Photos by StyleSightings]

But srsly yall… after we rebuilt Japan post-nuclear bomb WWII, should we have given it a new name?
Something like ‘California Pt 2′ or ‘Broville’ or ‘Gizmodo’ or ‘TechCrunchville’ or ‘The Land of Gigapets’ or ‘Trend City USA’?

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/azn-trend-watch.html/feed 21 Should I get a tattoo that tells the world what I am after all? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/should-i-get-a-tattoo-that-tells-the-world-what-i-am-after-all.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/should-i-get-a-tattoo-that-tells-the-world-what-i-am-after-all.html#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:34:00 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1782 For the past 100 blog years, I have been searching for the most authentic tatty that represents who I am. A tattoo will be on me forever, and I plan on living 4ever, so my tattoo will live forever.

Should I get a tattoo that tells the world I am human after all?

Did Electroma prove that we’re all robot after all? (h8 that m0vie)
When we are captured by the opposing army during the electrowar, will they tattoo electro bloghouse catchphrases+lyrics on us to identify who we are? Hope I can be “I fucked my American Cunt” or “Lights and Music r on my mind” or “Ready to Uff.” What do yall want 2 b?

Just wanna showcase who I am, yall.

[Photo via Whp Ths]

//just//want//some//altbro(fggt)//2//get//an//HRO//tattoo//soon//(help)

XX BONUS FUTURE OF AZN XX
In the future, will all AZNs have fade mullets? (unisex AZN theory)

[foto via Azn Dan]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/should-i-get-a-tattoo-that-tells-the-world-what-i-am-after-all.html/feed 15 Kute AZNs of the Day: A Tuggle of School Girl AZNs http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/kute-azns-of-the-day-a-tuggle-of-school-girl-azns.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/kute-azns-of-the-day-a-tuggle-of-school-girl-azns.html#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:25:35 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1673
In a previous post, I went on a soul searching journey to find out a collective noun for a group of AZNs.

a colony of azns
a pride of azns
a school of azns
 a tuggle of AZNS

Luv tuggles of sexi private school girl azns. They make me want to study abroad in China/Japan instead of France/the U.K./Spain/Italy.

[Photo via Tokyo Boppy]

Speaking of sexi private schoolers, do yall watch Gossip Girl? I have never seen an episode, but I saw this progressive advertisement for it, and I thought it might appeal 2 me.

Should I buy a case of Sparks & a GossyGurleSeason1 DVD?

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