Category Archives: Blipsterdom

BLIPSTAZ or FGGTs? [New HRO Gimmick]

By Carles | January 26, 2009

After the success of the popular 2k8 gimmick ALTBRO or ALTBAG, Carles from the Hipstar Ranoffs has decided to try out new gimmicks where the HRO reader must decide how 2 genre-fy a particular person or group of peoples.

What do yall think these young men are?
Please justify ur answer in order to receive a gift [...]

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What is the future of the blipster?

By Carles | November 12, 2008

In the future, what will blipsters look like?

[Photo facehunter]
Will they look like Whoopi Goldberg?

Tracy Chapman?

Latrell Spreewell?

Are future blipsters going 2 be ‘athletic’?

[Photo via Streetwalker]
What type of music will blipsters listen 2?

In the future, will all blipsters have ‘nappy headed faux hawks’?

Will Blipsters have 2 different coloured eyes?

Will blipsters start using Mac Lappies to operate [...]

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Are Leggings [OFFICIALLY] for Pregnant People?

By Carles | October 13, 2008

Yall. I know a lot of yall guys and gals wear leggings. However, after M.I.A.’s monumental ‘performance while pregnant’, we can’t help but wonder if the leggings aesthetic will forever be associated with Pregnant People. I know that before 2k8, pregnant people usually just work ’some baggy jogging pants’ or maybe some [...]

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Monitoring the Blippest Blipster Alive

By Carles | October 8, 2008

Can we officially name this Blipster “The Blippest Blipster Alive”? I know he may not be the traditional blipster who can only express himself with a tall tee (+ large print text) and some ‘fly kicks’, but I feel like if Blipsterdom had an ‘essence’, this bagbro would probably transcend it.
[Photo by EZ Fashion]
Or [...]

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