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The Fag Hag.

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Sometimes I will go out, and I will see a group of 2-5 homosexual males. In addition to this core group of homosexuals, I will see one heterosexual female. She does everything with her core group of homosexual friends–goes to relevant scene parties, hits up the trendiest gay hotspots, and even [...]

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HIPSTER RUNOFF’s BURNING QUESTIONS: Is Lady Gaga ‘fucking retarded’? Srsly–is there ’something mentally wrong’ with Lady Gaga?

I felt scared after watching this video. Like there is something ’seriously wrong’ with Lady Gaga. I feel scared of her, and the world that she lives in. I think she would be creepy and uncomfortable to be around. She reminds me of when some1 who is ‘poor and [...]

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Does n e 1 know if this is a ‘got milk’ ad or a real movie?

Yall. I’ve heard of this new liberal movie about a time where things weren’t so free-spirited. I think I’m supposed 2 see it bc it will mean that I am an informed/tolerant/historically-aware person. Kinda excited 2 see Sean Penn. Heard he gives a great performance of ‘pretending to be an authentic [...]

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What Authentic Alts Will Look Like In 2k9

 
Is any1 else nervous/excited abt the future?  In the future, people will finally be able to express who we rlly are.  No more ‘being conservative’ just 2 ‘fit in.’  In the future, we will all be authentic.  The clothes at our local mall will finally represent our progressive personal brands.  We will all be friends [...]

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