Category Archives: Health and Lifestyle Choices

Are vaccines ‘fucking bullshit’?

By Carles | October 22, 2009

I have always been told that it is important to get vaccinated from miscellaneous evils like ‘the flu’, ‘the bird flu’, ‘the swine flu’, ‘bacterial meningitis’, miscellaneous Hepatitis strands, and even ‘HPV.’ As u grow older, ur body needs help fighting off these evil illnesses/bacteria/viruses. Feel sort of vulnerable, like I won’t actually live [...]

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The Dentist Can Prove Why You Are a Worthless, Irresponsible Human Being.

By Carles | October 13, 2009

Hi! We’re the staff at your family dentistry practice. It’s great to see you. Have you been brushing and flossing? Let’s take a look…

I feel scared to go to the dentist. It doesn’t matter how successful/relevant/cultured/financially well-off I am, I am still scared that I will be exposed. When [...]

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Will a crocheted penis take my male brand to the next level? #cock_crafts #crocheting

By Carles | October 2, 2009

Sometimes things inspire me. I recently saw this crocheted replica penis suspended from a yarn thread belt harness, and I thought ‘Wonder what my life would be like if I had one of those.’ It’s always a good sign when u wonder if something could make ur life better, kinda like when I [...]

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Beached Alt Spotted Outside of Walmart [via Meme Blog About Poor People who have 2 shop at the WalMart Store]

By Carles | September 13, 2009

Photo Via Ppl of WalMart

Every few months, some sort of meme blog will emerge where a snarky blogger will write witty 1 liners about pictures of ‘fucking retards’ who are ‘making asses of themselves’ even though they are just ‘being themselves.’ Basically, u get to make fun of people who probably don’t even really [...]

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