I will go to the mall, and buy you some thoughtful/too-expensive items so that you don’t think I don’t honor you. I want to be with you. I want to buy you an iTunes gift card. I want to buy you a ‘keut pair of panties’ from Victoria’s secret that I can ‘take off of u’ when we ‘make love.’

Let’s go out to Chili’s. Let’s fill up our bellies with hamburgers, nachos, skillet queso, SXSWestern Eggrolls, and Bud Light. Let’s be happy. Let’s feed one another across the table. Today is a celebration of love between you and me.

We’ve been through a lot. I remember when we first started dating, it was like we’d never get past the pain that others have inflicted upon us/what we have inflicted upon ourselves’. But now we’re comfortable. We’re calm. We have sex 3-6x per week (depending on how stressed I am from my job as a manager at Am Appy). We’ve just been through a lot.

I remember my exBF. He was really controlling. Ur different. U let me be ‘who I am’ and for that ‘I appreciate u.’ I know that my sense of humor is sometimes tough to handle, since it is so random, and so zany–thanks for sticking with me. U really help to make me ‘me.’

h8 my ex

This Valentine’s Day will be special. We will feed one another Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups shaped like hearts. I will buy you some champagne/$10 sugar water that gives u a hangover. Even though the holiday ‘means nothing’, it means SOMETHING to us, because we are US, and no other relationship in the history of the world has ever meant as much as we do.

We are taking on the world together. We can do this.
One day we will open up a public art space together, and have positive community events.
One day, we’re going to live in Paris. I promise. I’m on it.

I love you.
<3 u / miss u

r u gonna send me a Vally's day e-card? carleser [at] gmail.com
or just send me a quick email 2 tell me how much I mean 2 u. Sometimes I feel like quitting blggng, but then some1 who got inspired by my blog and moved to the city emails me and makes me feel like I am doing something right.

will u b my vally?
<3
<3
<3

Is n e 1 else investing in the post-ironic vintage Sparks products market circa 2k20?

Buying a lot of this stuff from craigsebay.com. Plz don’t outbid me, yall. This stuff is really important 2 me.
I beta tested Sparks when I was on a tour of the World of Coca Cola Brewery in Atlanta, GA.

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When a person on the street sees my t-shirt, they will come up to me and shake my hand. We will talk about the man on my t-shirt. We will tell stories about how he was s00 good in that one movie. We will talk about ‘what could have been’ and ‘how he could have won s00 many oscars’ if he just didn’t live so wrecklessly.

///Just don’t understand why they wanted 2 leave our planet [via heaven].

This is a post abt ‘miss u.’

miss u

[facehunter]

miss u

[icanteachyouhow2doit]

miss u

sorry yall if this post is kinda sad. Starting to think about what I’m truly thankful for.
Kinda miss some people who r gone. That’s natural, right?
Think I need 2 make a t-shirt tribute.

I can <3 some1/something.
I can h8 some1/something
I can miss some1/something.

While yall may not respect me cuz I’m not complex, yall need to realize that these simple emotions are the core feelings behind everything.

<3 = when u either rllly luv some1 or when u ‘fake luv’ them and are kinda being sillie about liking them s0 much. Kinda worx both ways since I’m afraid of commitment/meaning what I say. U can prove that u rlly luv some1 or something by surrounding it with <3s. For example ” <3 [object] <3 .”
h8 = when u hate something/dislike something/are uncomfortable in a situation/feel inconvenienced/feel like something has wronged u/don’t like what something stands 4
miss = when u get a lil nostalgic about something u used to <3 or h8. It kinda symbolizes growin’ up and seeing things a lil bit differently than u used 2. u nvr realize how important something was until u start 2 miss it. U can also kinda ‘fake’ miss some1 2 make fun of how u used 2 view the world.

Feeling in action:

h8 u

miss u

miss u

<3 u

<3 u

h8 yall

miss u

h8 yall

h8 yall

miss u

<3 u

h8 yall

miss u

<3 u

miss u

h8 u

h8 u

h8 yall

h8/<3/miss u

What do u h8/<3/miss ?
Let’s get vulnerable.
want 2 see ur soul