Category Archives: Personal Questions

I will miss u, 2k8

2k8: you were an extension of 2k7.
While u were not 2k7, u perpetuated what 2k7 brought us
and for that
we thank u/resent u/find u 2 b an inauthentic transition period
where what was once alternative
became
//////////mainstream/inauthentic.

It’s kinda weird how there’s nothing to blog about between Xmas and the New Year. It’s like you really ’start to reflect’ [...]

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The Crowning Achievement of Mexicalts/Altinos

When I think of MexicAlts, I think of a lost group of peoples. I think of a group of minority alternatives who have trouble analyzing the modern tools of personal branding. I think of a brown skinned man who has not stepped in the sun in years, with his eyes torn out, standing [...]

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What does ALT mean 2 u?

A lot of people come 2 my blog and comment with stuff like ‘I h8 all of this hipster bull shit. I am so above it and h8 how all of yall r. Nvr want 2 b like u.”

But this isn’t a blog about hipsters. This is a blog about alt. A [...]

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blogging from Chili’s

Yall. i’m at chili’s. i like it a lot. Should I stay here eating all day and bcome a ‘rlly fat guy’ who turns into an internet meme? My whoel goal in life is 2 bcome ‘famous on the internet.”

do u think some1 will still love me enough to marry me? [...]

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