Category Archives: WHERE DA PARTY AT

My parents made me wear a ‘dorky undershirt’ underneath my 1st bikini :-(

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I think the worst part about being a girl is having a protective father. Ever since I entered my tweenage years, he has been very protective of my body. I think he didn’t want me to turn into ‘a lil slut’ or something like that, and now that I am grown [...]

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True or False: They Only Want u When ur 17–when ur 21, ur no fun.

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I remember back when I was a pre-alt, before the modern version of ‘alt’ had ironed itself out, there was a popular song by the band Ladytron called “Seventeen.” In the song, the lead singer says that girls are more desirable when they are 17, and when they are 21, no1 is [...]

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Will I get tugged if I dress up like Justice?

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I remember back in 2k7/2k8, when all u had 2 do was wear a leather jacket to get a lil tug job. I h8 how the ’scene’ has evolved. Wish I could go back 2 my altbro prime. Wish I could ‘get tugjobs’ ‘very easily’ from entry level [...]

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Should I attempt 2 reconnect with my past & attend a Super Mario themed party?

I feel like I’ve lost touch with the person I used to be. I remember being so happie as a child, close to my siblings and my parents. But now I am just a shadow of a ‘real person’, unable to have authentic connections with n e 1.
I might select an iconic [...]

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